I've Moved!

Just a quick reminder that my blog has moved!

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:29:00 +0100

Just a quick reminder that my blog has moved!:

http://www.mywordsjustfall.tumblr.com

Fuck all the haters really.

I’ll just go slit my wrist and do important things tomorrow. I can’t…I...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:05:52 +0000

I’ll just go slit my wrist and do important things tomorrow.

I can’t…I don’t…whatfuckingever

And now for a beautifully touching text post from the heart that will be so full of feels

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:30:09 +0000

…I smell food. Fuck you all.

So I've been sat here minding my own business and then my mother spoke.

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:42:51 +0000

She just said “Do you want sauce with that?”

I had no idea what was going on…until I tired to speak…

Turns out I’ve been eating my arm for a while…

She didn’t stop me. Just watched.

WHY?!

My brother saw this over my shoulder

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:28:51 +0000

And he said

“Don’t be getting any ideas.”

I said

“What do you mean?”

He replied

“Hiding under your favourite celebrities bed or it their cupboard.
I was hiding under your bed/in your cupboard/in your wardrobe/in your fridge because I love you.

You will get arrested.”

Excuse me while I spit tea across the room.

I asked my brother for a poem...he came out with this...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 02:34:57 +0000

Roses and violets;

The sky is green;

This poem makes no sense.

Wheelchair.

I think my laptop just really wants to embarrass me and piss my mother off

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:21:48 +0000

Most of you knows about this

I have like 20 tabs open and when I close one, the one before pops up…most of them is once-ler stuff in a line…

I’ve never clicked so many things before slamming the laptop shut so fast in my life.

What I went through was this

…my reaction went like this.

Then I made this post with my dad stood behind me…

FUCK. MY. LIFE.

My dad:

Me:

Did we just find our new religion? I THINK WE DID! ox

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:45:35 +0000

I THINK WE DID TOO!

Megan my dear…we might just have been saved by ourselves. We. Are awesome.

IT MAKES ME SO HAPPEH. Like it's a sassy rainbow llama. I think it should be a religion. xo

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:24:00 +0000

Hahahahaha! I love it!

Well up for it! :D

Your background makes me really happy xo

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:31:27 +0000

hahahaha! I got really confused then! I was like whaaaaaaa and then I checked XD

It’s me…cause I found pills and I ate them :D x

I clicked on the wrong tab as my mother walked and this is what she saw

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:01:35 +0000

…

And then she said “At least it’s a step away from lesbianism”

WHAT?

I’m bisexual.

That is all so gay you can….just…really?

Did I mention my mother doesn’t over like the fact I have a girlfriend?

velociraptorsandcheese: happy birthday to the one person who has been there through thick and thin...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:29:28 +0000

velociraptorsandcheese:

happy birthday to the one person who has been there through thick and thin for the past 15/16 years, much love.

You gave me a cat holding a cupcake. I love you so much!

My friend just learnt it's my birthday

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:08:36 +0000

This is his gift to me

AND

One of my best friends gave me this

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!

I was so tired and confused at work that...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:07:00 +0000

I asked a man what flavour coat he wanted.

Who orders in size away? Pfffft

So I told my younger brother I have a girlfriend

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:34:02 +0000

He said nothing for about a minute.

Then this huge smirk appeared on his face.

He laughed and said “Lesbian” while smiling, laughing and shaking his head.

I replied “I’m half of one. I’m bisexual.”

To which he started laughing harder and when he stopped he just walked off.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE REACTION ABOUT?

So a random guy thought he'd speak to me while I walked to get my car

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:50:00 +0000

Bare in mind he looked like the kind of person that would have kicked off if I didn't answer.

Guy: SO; where you going?
Me: That way.
Guy: Nah, I meant like where are you heading?
Me: NCP.
Guy: Oh cool. Why?

In my head: What? Why the fuck do people go to a car park you thick moron?!

What really came out of my mouth: Because my helicopter is on the roof. Must dash, Batman is calling.

He left me alone.

Merry fucking Christmas

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:37:00 +0000

Why is my dash covered in porn and necrophilia?!

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 21:13:13 +0000

Porn I can deal with but necrophilia….

necrofuckingphilia?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

lolsofunny: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the...

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:29:00 +0000

lolsofunny:

PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

i got the pot..

GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.

WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?

fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 11:00:34 +0000

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST