love you all
kay thanks bi!
And now for a beautifully touching text post from the heart that will be so full of feels
…I smell food. Fuck you all.
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So I’ve been sat here minding my own business and then my mother spoke.
She just said “Do you want sauce with that?”
I had no idea what was going on…until I tired to speak…
Turns out I’ve been eating my arm for a while…
She didn’t stop me. Just watched.
WHY?!
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My brother saw this over my shoulder
And he said
“Don’t be getting any ideas.”
I said
“What do you mean?”
He replied
“Hiding under your favourite celebrities bed or it their cupboard.
I was hiding under your bed/in your cupboard/in your wardrobe/in your fridge because I love you.
You will get arrested.”
Excuse me while I spit tea across the room.
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I asked my brother for a poem…he came out with this…
Roses and violets;
The sky is green;
This poem makes no sense.
Wheelchair.
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I think my laptop just really wants to embarrass me and piss my mother off
Most of you knows about this
I have like 20 tabs open and when I close one, the one before pops up…most of them is once-ler stuff in a line…
I’ve never clicked so many things before slamming the laptop shut so fast in my life.
What I went through was this
…my reaction went like this.
Then I made this post with my dad stood behind me…
FUCK. MY. LIFE.
My dad: 
Me: 
mademoiselle-eponinethenardier asked: Did we just find our new religion? I THINK WE DID! ox
I THINK WE DID TOO!
Megan my dear…we might just have been saved by ourselves. We. Are awesome.
mademoiselle-eponinethenardier asked: IT MAKES ME SO HAPPEH. Like it's a sassy rainbow llama. I think it should be a religion. xo
Hahahahaha! I love it!
Well up for it! :D
mademoiselle-eponinethenardier asked: Your background makes me really happy xo
hahahaha! I got really confused then! I was like whaaaaaaa and then I checked XD
It’s me…cause I found pills and I ate them :D x
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I clicked on the wrong tab as my mother walked and this is what she saw
…
And then she said “At least it’s a step away from lesbianism”
WHAT?
I’m bisexual.
That is all so gay you can….just…really?
Did I mention my mother doesn’t over like the fact I have a girlfriend?
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happy birthday to the one person who has been there through thick and thin for the past 15/16 years, much love.
You gave me a cat holding a cupcake. I love you so much!
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My friend just learnt it’s my birthday
This is his gift to me
AND
One of my best friends gave me this
I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!
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I was so tired and confused at work that…
I asked a man what flavour coat he wanted.
Who orders in size away? Pfffft
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So I told my younger brother I have a girlfriend
He said nothing for about a minute.
Then this huge smirk appeared on his face.
He laughed and said “Lesbian” while smiling, laughing and shaking his head.
I replied “I’m half of one. I’m bisexual.”
To which he started laughing harder and when he stopped he just walked off.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE REACTION ABOUT?
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